Important Recall Notice

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as "S-I-N," as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:
A: Loss of direction
B: Foul vocal emissions
C: Amnesia of origin
D: Lack of peace and joy
E: Selfish, or violent behavior
F: Depression or confusion in the mental component

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world. The number to call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Warning: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids Manufacturers warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, kneel and call on the name of "JESUS" for prompt assistance at any location worldwide. Operator is standing by to assist you now.