Christian One-Liners

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but roaches come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you.

Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.